10/17/2013

GENE INTERVIEW WITH RADIO.COM

By Brian Ives

When we recently sat down with KISS frontman Gene Simmons, the topic of conversation at hand was the band�s new oral history, Nothin� To Lose. As is often the case with Simmons, the conversation veered toward an array of colorful topics, as you can see in the video below.



You may have heard about his comments to us about Tim Tebow, whom Simmons was interested in signing to KISS�s new arena football team, L.A. KISS. He talked a bit Tebow�s faith, and more generally about faith: �I think religion is terrific, religion is good for mankind. Without the Ten Commandments,� he pauses to stress, �Jews gave you that,� and continues, �Without that, there�d be chaos. Here�s some good ideas, don�t steal and don�t kill. Those are good ideas. That�s called �civilization.� Honor thy father and thy mother. That�s a good idea!�

Simmons fancies himself something of an expert in several religions and discusses a moment in his family�s TV show, Gene Simmons Family Jewels, where he schooled a priest who thought he wasn�t qualified to be a godfather to a child, because he is Jewish.

�The preacher was incorrect, he was baptizing and didn�t know that it all comes from the mikveh (a Jewish bathing ritual) and he, unfortunately, didn�t know the name of his savior, his Lord. He thought his name was �Jesus Christ.� I said, �That�s incorrect.� There was never a human being called �Jesus Christ.� His mom and dad were not called Mr. and Mrs. Christ. Jesus, the Son of Joseph, that�s his name. �Christ� was a title. So the preacher didn�t even know the name of the god he worshipped.�

Other than that, Gene courted controversy with a rather different crowd: his own bandmate � and one he�s actually on good terms with, at that. In Nothin� To Lose, he says that guitarist Paul Stanley ripped off his idea for the classic �Detroit Rock City.�

�I wrote a song called �Too Young,� which begat a song called �Acrobat.� Our producer Richie Wise cut it down, it was a seven-minute song. Paul heard it, and took it and went out and wrote �Detroit Rock City.�� He goes on to tell Radio.com that Paul also took his ideas for �Psycho Circus� and �Black Diamond.�
By Brian Ives

When we recently sat down with KISS frontman Gene Simmons, the topic of conversation at hand was the band�s new oral history, Nothin� To Lose. As is often the case with Simmons, the conversation veered toward an array of colorful topics, as you can see in the video below.



You may have heard about his comments to us about Tim Tebow, whom Simmons was interested in signing to KISS�s new arena football team, L.A. KISS. He talked a bit Tebow�s faith, and more generally about faith: �I think religion is terrific, religion is good for mankind. Without the Ten Commandments,� he pauses to stress, �Jews gave you that,� and continues, �Without that, there�d be chaos. Here�s some good ideas, don�t steal and don�t kill. Those are good ideas. That�s called �civilization.� Honor thy father and thy mother. That�s a good idea!�

Simmons fancies himself something of an expert in several religions and discusses a moment in his family�s TV show, Gene Simmons Family Jewels, where he schooled a priest who thought he wasn�t qualified to be a godfather to a child, because he is Jewish.

�The preacher was incorrect, he was baptizing and didn�t know that it all comes from the mikveh (a Jewish bathing ritual) and he, unfortunately, didn�t know the name of his savior, his Lord. He thought his name was �Jesus Christ.� I said, �That�s incorrect.� There was never a human being called �Jesus Christ.� His mom and dad were not called Mr. and Mrs. Christ. Jesus, the Son of Joseph, that�s his name. �Christ� was a title. So the preacher didn�t even know the name of the god he worshipped.�

Other than that, Gene courted controversy with a rather different crowd: his own bandmate � and one he�s actually on good terms with, at that. In Nothin� To Lose, he says that guitarist Paul Stanley ripped off his idea for the classic �Detroit Rock City.�

�I wrote a song called �Too Young,� which begat a song called �Acrobat.� Our producer Richie Wise cut it down, it was a seven-minute song. Paul heard it, and took it and went out and wrote �Detroit Rock City.�� He goes on to tell Radio.com that Paul also took his ideas for �Psycho Circus� and �Black Diamond.�

Finally, there�s the matter of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, an honor that has eluded the band. While Simmons has long said that he doesn�t care about the award, when asked if he would perform with ex-bandmates Ace Frehley and Peter Criss if inducted, it�s clear he�s given it some thought.

�No! How many chances in life to do you get? Both of those guys had three chances to be in the band. Three times they f***ed it up. They were every bit as important as we were at the formation of the band,� he says, though he later adds that they have the right to attend the ceremony.

�When you have a cancer in your system, its best to cut it out as fast as you can,� he explains. �It used to be part of your body, it turned into cancer. You gotta cut it out. I believe that both Ace and Peter are happier now. They belong home, and doing autograph shows in clubs. They�re happier.�
10/17/2013

KISS MEAT BUNS ARE HOTTER THAN HELL

Chinese style steamed dumplings are a staple of convenience stores all over Japan. Known as nikuman in Japan (or other name ending in ��man� depending on the fillings) their round shape allows for a lot of cross marketing creativity. In the past we�ve seen Spiderman, Monsters Inc., the Dragon Quest Slime, Hatsune Miku, and random cute animals all rendered in dumpling form.

What better way for the hard rocking and hard merchandising titans of Kiss to commemorate their Japan tour in the latter half of this month than with the Kiss Super-Spicy Chili Tomatoman? But can a steamed dumpling capture the rock and roll spirit of Kiss? Mr. Sato went on the day of their release to find out.

On 15 October Mr. Sato woke up and put the final �X� on his calendar. Today was the day Circle K Sunkus convenience stores would begin selling the Kiss Super-Spicy Chili Tomatoman. He fastened his Love Gun belt buckle and headed out to get one on the way to work.

However, upon arriving at the Sunkus the nikuman showcase was empty. Mr. Sato had arrived too early. The dumplings were delivered but still needed two hours to be thawed out and then they still needed to be adequately warmed in the steamer. The store clerk told him that they�d be ready early in the afternoon. �Dammit! I waited so long.� shouted Mr. Sato, stomping his studded platform boot into the sidewalk.Chinese style steamed dumplings are a staple of convenience stores all over Japan. Known as nikuman in Japan (or other name ending in ��man� depending on the fillings) their round shape allows for a lot of cross marketing creativity. In the past we�ve seen Spiderman, Monsters Inc., the Dragon Quest Slime, Hatsune Miku, and random cute animals all rendered in dumpling form.

What better way for the hard rocking and hard merchandising titans of Kiss to commemorate their Japan tour in the latter half of this month than with the Kiss Super-Spicy Chili Tomatoman? But can a steamed dumpling capture the rock and roll spirit of Kiss? Mr. Sato went on the day of their release to find out.

On 15 October Mr. Sato woke up and put the final �X� on his calendar. Today was the day Circle K Sunkus convenience stores would begin selling the Kiss Super-Spicy Chili Tomatoman. He fastened his Love Gun belt buckle and headed out to get one on the way to work.

However, upon arriving at the Sunkus the nikuman showcase was empty. Mr. Sato had arrived too early. The dumplings were delivered but still needed two hours to be thawed out and then they still needed to be adequately warmed in the steamer. The store clerk told him that they�d be ready early in the afternoon. �Dammit! I waited so long.� shouted Mr. Sato, stomping his studded platform boot into the sidewalk.

Mr. Sato returned to the Sunkus at around 3:00 in the afternoon, but saw only a single Kiss Super-Spicy Chili Tomatoman sitting in the showcase. He was surprised that the demand was so big. The clerk confirmed that indeed people have been buying them up all day except for the one sitting before them.

Mr. Sato purchased the lone dumpling for 100 yen (US$1), and dashed back to the office. When he peeled back the wrapping he was in awe of the stylish Kiss logo branded on the top of the bun. It looked nice enough to display next to his Paul Stanley Wacky Wobbler, but realizing it would smell bad after a while he decided to eat it.

When he broke the black bun in two a glowing red tomato paste could be seen inside. It was so red Mr. Sato�s eyes stung a little. It certainly looked hot, but how does it taste? The display case had said that it contained the habanero chili pepper which once held the Guinness World Record for hottest chili.

After biting into it, tears began to roll down Mr. Sato�s face which he wiped off with his Destroyer T-shirt. It was every bit as hot as the lava like substance it looked like. Probably it was too hot, but anything less just wouldn�t be rock and roll so he accepted the spicy intensity with pleasure.

As an added bonus, the wrapper had the Peter Criss/Eric Singer Catman logo printed on it. There are five wrappers to collect; one for each member and one with all of them and the Kiss logo. Mr. Sato was hoping for a Gene Simmons Demon wrapper but it would have to wait for next time.

n conclusion, Mr. Sato says that people who like their rock hard and their buns spicy should try a Kiss Super-Spicy Chili Tomatoman. It�s really hot!
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