Letters

Dear Kiss, I'm so excited that you're coming back to Cleveland! The last time I saw your greatness was in 1998, so you know that after 11 years, you are GREAT EXPECTATIONS! I'll be doing the Meet n Greet - an incredible dream come true - after 32 years of KISS fandom! I'm an English teacher, and in 2005 published a comic book called Grammar Man, which teaches simple grammar lessons in a humorous way for grade and middle school age children. I currently have a brand new Grammar Man Grammar Handbook in the works and want to ask you if you would allow me to use KISS in one of the lessons! I'll gladly give you all copies of my original Grammar Man to read as well as the script you're in- which is very funny, I might say. I simply want to include the greatest rock band in the world in my book - just think of how cool it would be for kids to actually have KISS as part of their English lesson! On a serious note, I plan to donate a full 10% of gross sales of my new Grammar Man Grammar Handbook to The Wounded Warrior Project, which will be between 3 and 5 dollars a book. I know that if KISS is a part of this comic, there is no limit to the good this book can do to both help children learn grammar in a fun way and, importantly, help honor, serve, and give back to those who have given everything to protect our freedom and our fantastic way of life. I'm looking forward to giving your comic books to you in person on Sept. 28th! I can't wait to hear you rock Cleveland- it will truly be a SONIC BOOM! Mark Justice